So Who One?

This is a follow up to the contest started here: Link

First off, I'd just like to thank all of the contestants who commented on Pitter Patter from Aug 25 to Sep 11 2016! 

I'll admit: It was hard choosing from all of the comments that were posted since I'd made the announcement. I became especially worried when I realized I'd forgotten to detail what time on Sep 11 entries were no longer being accepted. It got so bad that I'd spent the entire night of the deadline gripping the edge of my seat!

(Granted, it was the toilet seat since my local Taco Bell was having a two-for-one special earlier that day - but I digress.  )

Picking the winner of the first ever "Comment Party" contest was a really close decision! In fact, the decision was so down to the wire that if I wore it to the beach, I would go to jail for indecent exposure! (  Again) I was so nerve-wracked that the entire time I was making my decision I kept holding my breath, only occasionally stopping to exhale...

...and then inhaling and holding my breath again  ...

Look, you get the idea. It was a long and difficult choice, but in the end, there could be only one.

So who won?

Well, I'll get to the result eventually - but first, let us examine that question philosophically; As the great philosopher, Nice Peter, once put it: "What is 'winning'"?

Okay, okay. The winner is:  Dynamoe! 

So congratulations, Dynamoe!

With the overwhelming turnout, I declare this "Comment Party" to be A SUCCESS and look forward to doing it again!